you dirty witchCandles, insence, oils – we love our decadent witchy paraphenalia. But how do you clean an oil burner? How do you get wax out of your favourite jeans? And how do you get the limescale off your chalice?

Your witchy domestic problems solved, from one messy witch to another.

Getting Wax Drippings Out Of Stuff

Spilt wax on the carpet, your jeans, or your altar cloth? Fret not.

Get yourself a bunch of sheets of newspaper and an iron – preferably a crappy iron if you have a choice. Place the newspaper – 5 to 10 sheets is good – underneath the wax stain and on top of the stain. Get your iron and iron over it. The iron will melt the wax into the newspaper, which will lift it off the fabric. Refresh the newspaper when the wax has melted through all the layers of paper. Depending on how big the wax stain is, you might need to refresh the newspaper a few times.

  • So if it’s an altar cloth, it’s sandwiched between two wadges of newspaper.
  • If it’s a t-shirt or trousers, you have carefully put a thick layer of newpaper inside the t shirt and on top of the stain, so as not to just melt the wax through all lavers of clothing.
  • On the carpet, just put a lot of newspaper on top of the stain.

Getting Rid Of Limescale Rings In Your Chalice

Limescale builds up over time even if you change the water every day. If you’ve not been changing the water as often as you wanted in your chalice (shhhhh) or if you let it all evaporate away you get epic crusty limescale rings in your beautiful chalice.

  • When mine get crusty I fill up my chalice with white vinegar (the epically chap stuff from the supermarket) up to the limescale ring and leave it for 10-20 mins or so, then scrub the limescale away.
  • You can also sprinkle some bicarbonate of soda onto a used lemon half and scrub away the limescale. This is what I do when I have used lemons rom drinks kicking around.

We’ve got jars of Distilled White Vinegar (the uber cheap stuff) stashed away in our cupboard for lots of limescale needs – around taps, in toilets, in the kettle, all sorts.

Getting That Crusty Yellow Oil Residue Out Of Your Oil Burner.

I’ve always got an essential oil burner on in my house (you know that thing that has a dish of water that you put essential oils in and a little tea light candle inside to warm it up), and that ring of burnt on oil you get around the water basin is a real bummer. When it builds up (because I am NOT an impeccably tidy witch), heating up the basin means the smell of all that burnt oil is released, so all your blends end up smelling the same after 40 mins or so. Rubbish.

If there’s not a lot, because you are not as lazy as I am, a soak in hot water and a scrub with dishpan soap should work. But if it’s a little more serious and stained your oil burner a crusty hello – perhaps to the point where it’s growing crystals of it’s own:

  • Option 1 is getting rid of the residue by putting a generous amount of nail polish remover on a cotton wool ball or pad, soaking it into the crust and then scrubbing it away. Then a quick wash with some dish soap.
  • Option 2: soak it in Vinegar. Vinegar solves all problems.

Getting Wax Out Of Glass Jars And Candlesticks

Maybe it’s an old votive candle, or a Seven Day, or one of those Yankee Candle jobs. Fill it with boiling water and all the wax will rise to the surface: as it cools it will form a perfect disk and you can just fish it out.

Be aware though that lots of commercial scented candles have the metal wick base glued into the bottom of the candle container, so you might need to get rid of that too. If there is a really awful amount of glue, a little bit of white spirit on a rag cleans it up real well – endless scrubbing and hot water kinda works too.

With candlesticks, hot water will do the job too. Soak the candlesticks in warm water, peel off what you can, and scrub off the rest.

Getting oil stains out of clothes

Ever accidentally dropped an open bottle of anointing oil on your jeans? Knocked over a pot full of oil on your altar? Got a bottle of oil with a cap that juuuust doesn’t close right and has been leaking all over your altar cloths? Yup. Been there. Getting oil out of clothes is tough. Here is what I find works.

  • I spilt about 5 ml of sweet almond oil on my jeans the other day. What worked for me is immediately putting dish soap on the stain and scrubbing it in (to break up the oil and emulsify it a bit, lifting it off the fabric) and then immediately washing the skirt. However, maybe you don’t have time to immediately clean up like this.
  • For a little splash of oil on cotton fabric, you can use rubbing alcohol or nail varnish remover on the reverse side of the fabric to break down the oil and lift it from the fabric, and then blot it with tissue. Follow with a warm rinse and a wash.
  • Or, for all your other oil-removing needs, click here to find out what to do on other fabrics.

Do you have any other nifty domestic witch fixes for horrible messy mistakes?

If you do, share your wisdom in the comments!